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What are you, NUTS?

That’s what they said when I decided to limit my copywriting business to funny stuff. Yes, I’m the crackpot genius who writes marketing copy for clients who take their businesses very seriously, but who don’t take themselves too seriously! Lawyers, accountants, home services pros, anyone who wants to publish stuff people actually like to read.

If you just want to publish the usual stuff – the email newsletter or blog post that proves you’re just as good as Brand X, you’ve come to the wrong place. Robots can now “write” that stuff for you. But if you want writing that requires talent, I’m your guy. At least, I’ll find a talented writer for you.

If you’re looking for these business results…

  • Getting people to feel like they know you
  • Getting customers to feel like they’d like working with you
  • Starting to build trust before they even meet you
  • Having prospects remember you and your business
  • Building a reputation as THE comfortable expert in your field
  • Staying in front of customers and prospects regularly
  • Being known for the things that make you different from Brand X
  • Making your marketing messages welcomed
  • Targeting your marketing to people you’d like to work with
  • Paying less for talent than you’d pay a firm that uses robots…

You’ve come to the right place.
Welcome to Firewords Creative Copy.

Michael D. Hume, M.S.

… Nothin’ Makes Money Like FUNNY!

If you take your business seriously, but you don’t take yourself too seriously, here’s why you should consider having Firewords Creative Copy write your marketing copy:

  • We can pull it off.  We can deliver copy AI can’t.  In fact, most live humans who think they can write funny stuff soon learn that it ain’t as easy as they thought it’d be!  Firewords clients have known for years that funny marketing copy IS possible, and that it works like crazy.
  • It works like crazy.  Yes, some studies show that funny stuff gets as much as 50% more readership than the type of drivel you see on most newsletters, blog posts, and web sites.  Our clients have seen their Firewords copy consistently outperform the stuff they used to use (and pay a lot more for).
  • It builds the all-important Know-Like-Trust factors.  When you have the courage to publish funny stuff for your customers and prospects – stuff that conveys not just your business’s key differentiators, but your charming personality -  they quickly come to feel like they know you, that you could be a friend, and that you could be trusted.  It’s like magic!
  • And it targets the BEST customers.  Let Brand X have the bargain seekers and the customers who are always looking for more (and complaining constantly).  When you’re fun to work with, you find that your customers tend to be more fun to work with, too!  And they pay you what you’re worth.

You can start TODAY.  Give us a call: (303) 478-8702

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Michael "Sebastian" Hume

Check out this video for my critically-acclaimed holiday novel,

The 95th Christmas > > >

Get your copy of the first edition today!

Read what the critics say about The 95th Christmas

RAVE REVIEWS

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ABLE TO SHARE YOUR PASSION

Michael recently wrote the persuasive copy for our new website... We were so happy with his work, we have already hired him again... It's hard to find a copywriter that truly cares about your business... Even harder to find one that is able to share your passion in the form of words... Thanks again!

Tyler C Home Services Business Owner
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CONTENT IS KING... AND MICHAEL HUME WEARS THE CROWN

We hired Michael to write case studies for our Agency... From the interview process with our clients through to the final product, Michael was a true professional. We are extremely pleased with the quality of his work.

Janna G Reputation-Focused Digital Marketer
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WORKING WITH MICHAEL WILL PLACE YOU AHEAD OF THE CURVE

Perhaps you're looking to gain the attention of people by creating the kind of content that stands out... working with Michael will place you ahead of the curve... I wouldn't consider anyone else to help me turn work into art.

Dawn N Health Care Proprietor
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MADE ME WANT TO DO BUSINESS WITH... ME!

Reading Michael's words about my business made ME want to do business with me! I am thrilled with both his talent and his service, and intend to hire him to do my blog posts on the new web site, my client newsletters, and case studies for me going forward. I can't stress enough how easy Michael made this process....

Cathy M Certified Public Accountant
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PUNCTUAL, PERSUASIVE, AND PROFESSIONAL

Thank you, Firewords! I couldn't be more impressed with your copy. After a couple of phone calls, Michael extracted all he needed to help me articulate what I've been wanting to say about my business. He's punctual, persuasive, and professional. Call him today!

Patrick W Woodworking Artist and Entrepreneur
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TRULY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR

Here is what you get when you hire Michael: that satisfying feeling that you can check off another item on your to do list. Michael takes what to me is difficult and frustrating and turns in copy that is truly what I was looking for. Thank you Michael!

Joel E Home Services Business Owner
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HE TURNS "A BUNCH OF TEXT" INTO READABLE, HAPPY INFORMATION

I've worked with Michael Hume on several projects, and I am totally enamored with his ease of turning "a bunch of text" into readable happy information that is interesting - and keeps you reading.

Sherry O Graphic Designer
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SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GIFT

Michael truly has a way with words! His novel The 95th Christmas is richly written with a beautiful message that warms the heart. It was such a beautiful gift to give.

Dina R Massage Therapist
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MAKES MY BUSINESS STAND OUT

Only Michael Hume can take my jumbled thoughts and random musings and weave them into a great story that makes my business stand out in a crowded marketplace.

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Professional Writer With Follow Through & On-time Delivery

I had the pleasure of working with Michael for a 4-month period on a website project for a home services company. Michael was focused, kept the project on track, and always delivered. Michael always offered rewrites if necessary but we never took him up on the offer. If you need copy written, especially of the humorous variety, just hire him and get him working for you right away. One piece in particular had the client laughing out loud. Very creative!

Brian Rideout Website Designer
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MICHAEL HUME IS A TALENTED WRITER AND EDITOR

He edited a Continuing Education course that I wrote... and helped me add clarity to a complicated subject. Michael has proven himself to be top notch.

Joseph L Commercial Real Estate Expert
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ABSOLUTELY WORTH EVERY PENNY

Michael wrote copy for my company's website - lots and lots of copy! The cost was absolutely worth every penny... Every bit of what Michael wrote for us is excellent. He is creative, thoughtful, and incredibly smart about how he constructs the copy... Michael really is a master of his craft.

Joshua D Home Services Business Owner
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SEVERAL COMPLIMENTS

Michael edited a technical article I wrote and (made) a vast improvement... I have gotten several compliments on what WE wrote.

Larry B Auto Repair Business Owner